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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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