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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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