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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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