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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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