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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Akiva Lane
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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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