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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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