What do you get when your optician is a comedian?
Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?
What country is named after neck-wear?
Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?
What kind of static is very happy?
Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?
Why do many people choose low-fat milk?
Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?
What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?
What do people wear when going out to battle?
What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?
Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?
