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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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A paradigm.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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