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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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