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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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