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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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