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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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