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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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