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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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