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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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