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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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