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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Akiva Lane
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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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