Pictures:

What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

1307

Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

29

How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

1163

Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

806

What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

2842

What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

2031

How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

591

Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

1438

Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

1841

What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

303

What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

93

What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

2611