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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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