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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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