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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Akiva Lane
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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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