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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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