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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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