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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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