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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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