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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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