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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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