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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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