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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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