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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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