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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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