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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Shane Ronay
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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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