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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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