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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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