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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane
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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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