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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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