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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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