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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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