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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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