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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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