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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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