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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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