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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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