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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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