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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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