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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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