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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Akiva Lane
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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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