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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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