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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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