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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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