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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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