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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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