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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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