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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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