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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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