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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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